theburninghouse:

Name: Riley McMaster

Age: 22 years old

Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada

Occupation: Unemployed

Website: http://christianhomeowner.com/

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• If my house were burning down I would make sure to grab a slice of pizza from the fridge. The flames might just toast it while on my way out of the impending wreck. And while I sit there on the lawn, watching my lifelong collection of necessities and miscellaneous crap being cremated, at least I got a slice.

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