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ROSS: Look Rach, I’m sorry. Okay. Look, I was a jerk. I’m sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what can I do that can show you how much I want you to be there?
JOEY: You could drink the fat.
ROSS: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation.
RACHEL: No, no, no, now wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting.
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: I think you should drink the fat.
JOEY: Yaaaay!
ROSS: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that’s what I’ll do.
PHOEBE: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That’s been sitting out.
ROSS: I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers.
RACHEL: No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don’t! I’ll go, I’ll go!
ROSS: You will?
RACHEL: You were really gonna do that, weren’t you?
ROSS: Well, yeah.
RACHEL: You were gonna drink the fat.
JOEY: Let’s see what else he’ll do!

Friends 3.02 - “The One Where No One’s Ready”

(via sleepyjean)

aaaand the second best.